justshutup-bro:

If you played with Barbies,

Polly Pockets,

Beanie Babies,

Tamagotchi,

Slip N’ Slide,

And Satan Furbies,

Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls

On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,

Collected and traded Pokemon cards,

Wrote with Gel Pens,

Wore butterfly clips,

And Snap Bracelets,

And remember watching these guys:

You are a 90s kid.

I LOVED IT! I am VERY picky about sticking things inside of me, other than the hubs. I’m almost always an external vibe gal. this one mixed it up for me quite nicely. You have everything going at one time for you and it’s really really nice. The patterns and speeds are nice. The beads didn’t jam for me. Awesome.

kaylathebookworm:

“Got a secret can you keep it? Swear this one you’ll save, better lock it in your pocket, taking this one to the grave. If I show you then I know you won’t tell what I said, cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.”

theoriginalhomewrecker:

GPOY for all women.

lololol.